What's Hot and Not Vol. 4

Hot

1. Stripes, I guess: The clothing designers certainly think boys look hot in stripes. Seventy percent of my wardrobe is striped.

2. Making my parents yawn when I do. I have to do so many things under their supervision that it’s satisfying to get them to do something all by myself.

3. My hands are my favourite sucking toy, readily available too.

Not

1. Velour: It’s so hot it’s a not.

2. Baby acne. I was very un-photogenic during the first six months of my life.

3. Cat hair. It’s everywhere in the house. It gets on my hands and I’ve eaten it. Blech.