Hot and Not v. 5

What’s Hot and What’s Not

Hot

1. Running my hands through the spout in the bathtub. Where does it all come from? How come I can’t grab the stream?

2. Records, outlets, phones, cords, all things I know I shouldn’t be touching but that makes it all the more fun.

3. The fridge. I loiter in front of it in case it gets opened. That’s where my food lives.

Not

1. Mittens. I despise my fingers being covered because it makes it hard to grab things. If you try to put them on me I’ll holler.

2. My mum’s hats. Why does she put things on her head? She looks much better without hiding her hair.

3. Redirection. If I’m making the effort to get somewhere, please, please don’t turn me around. This frustrates me to no end.